“Um, you know,” Andy began awkwardly, gesturing toward my Graco Metrolite.
“When I see a woman pushing a baby stroller, I assume she’s married.” He had a point.
But at one point, a very attractive father came over with his toddler. He was clever, and funny, and made my son laugh so hard that I thought he might stop breathing. Driving home, I wondered if I’d ever meet someone like Dave, but who wasn’t already taken. In other words, we completely forgot to do the ring-check. I did the ring-check, noticed he was single, and while his dog and my baby scoped each other out, Andy and I did our own mutual scope-out.
Dave, I later found out, had wondered the same thing. The conversation went swimmingly until, instead of asking for my phone number, Andy asked for another woman’s number.
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Find out more Jason Hazeley is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers.
Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App.Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.“You don’t happen to have any friends like you,” he wondered, “but who are single? ” I asked, idiotically, as I wiped some spit-up off of my son’s onesie and handed him a binky.Even Andy’s dog looked at me slightly askance, like I was trying to pull something over on both of them.
Along with Joel Morris, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. Joel Morris is the co-writer of The Framley Examiner and the best-selling Bollocks to Alton Towers.
Along with Jason Hazeley, he has written for a frankly stupid number of radio and TV comedy shows including Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe.