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Just like when you're watching a slasher flick, there's a point in a relationship when you can sense that something bad is about to go down.
Only it's a lot harder to predict a guy's behavior than it is a screen serial killer's — especially when it comes to breakups.
The truth was, I wasn't all that into her."—Chad, 27, teacher "I was dating a girl I really liked, but I was drunk — and alone — at a party.
I wanted to fool around with this other girl so badly, but she wouldn't touch me until I called my girlfriend to break up.
Guys' Ugly Bag of Breakup Tricks"When I'm over a girl, I try to annoy her into dumping me. Or I'll pull away from sex and say my workload is stacking up. That way I don't have to feel bad about hurting her feelings."—Sam, 24, database consultant"If my exact reason for breaking up is bad — say, because she's not as good-looking as I'd like her to be — I'll say, 'The spark's just not there.' I'd feel too guilty if something I said made her go out and get a nose job or lipo."—Wesley, 30, Web designer "I always break up over e-mail, so I don't get yelled at.Who wants to look into someone's about-to-fall-apart face and tell them that they're no good for you anymore? You still feel like a jerk, but it passes quickly."—Geoffrey, 23, reporter "I once told a girl that she reminded me too much of my sister and that's why we had to break up.Which is why Cosmo spoke to a bunch of Jasons, Freddies, and other regular guys for the real deal on what's running through their heads when they sever ties.We also got the straight-up facts on how men react when you do the dumping — and the heinous, pathetic ways they try to move on...
Basically, I feel like a new person after the breakup because I'm free of this ball-and-chain.But when the two-month emotional delay kicks in, the newness of being single wears off. Getting dumped turns even a confident man into George Costanza."—Jason, 29, architect Trash Talk: Will He or Won't He? One night, I made a girl I'd been dating her favorite dinner and served it with wine and candlelight, but she dissed me after we had sex. How could I not share that whopper with my friends?