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SHARON: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be who ever's the smoothest wins!!#1: first, id slide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are id say i like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake #2 FUCK THAT!!after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear ~~~laughter & applause~~~ HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he says women call him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...SHARON: i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions a man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say im just playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!

Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA!youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face #1: yeah freak her with yo nutz that'll get her #2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, Person In Crowd: YEAH THAT'LL WORK EVEN BETTER #1: look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two hes mad whack i walked in a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it it was big fuckin smelley ass farm llama DAMN DAWG!! .main-container { text-align: center; font: 12px/15px Arial, Verdana,sans-serif; overflow: hidden; background: #fff; padding-bottom: 10px; margin: 0; padding-top: 35px; border: 5px solid #000; display:none; } .main-container a { text-decoration: none; } .main-container a:hover { text-decoration: underline; } .main-container h2 { margin: 0; padding: 25px 0 5px; } .main-container p.error { color: #e40001; background-color: #D6D6D6; padding: 3px 5px; clear: both; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; text-align: left; display: none; width: 297px; margin: 0 auto 10px; } .main-container p.error:before { content: "

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Contestant # 1: well lets hmm see id have to think about it i might show up in a tux HA!

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Contestant # 1: first thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy bitch yo FUCK YOU!!

but if i did, id probably show you that i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!! anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d sing love songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!!