Jewish dating joke
While dressing, he reached into his jacket pocket and found the tailor's receipt for his pants.
"My wife refuses to sleep alone." He returned to his Brooklyn home five years later.
" English: "I see you're wearing one of the ties I gave you." Hebonics: "What's the matter, the other tie you didn't like? " Many Jews observe no fewer than 16 fasts throughout the Jewish year, based on the time-honored principle that even if you are sure that you are ritually purified, you definitely aren't.
English: "Anything can happen." Hebonics: "Things are never so bad that they can't get worse" English: "May I take your plate sir? Though there are many feasts and fasts, there are no holidays requiring light snacking.
"If you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you have to stop taking you trouble to bed with you." "I know, but I can't," said Herb Levy.
Note: Unlike Christians, who simply attend church on special days (e.g.
Ash Wednesday), on Jewish holidays most Jews take the whole day off.
This is because Jews, for historical and personal reasons, are more stressed out.