Megahook up for swingers
Colloquial; Synonym for hot bi babe or HBB, often derogatory, condescending, or ironic.A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple.When I discovered this, I wondered what my husband of nearly 20 years would think.Not to mention my daily-Mass-attending Irish Catholic mother and mother-in-law, my ten siblings, four siblings-in-law, and the principals at my kids' Catholic schools.My father, nine years in heaven, was no doubt laughing his head off.
I was the mom in the mall on Christmas Eve, whose holiday card arrived December 26.
I'm the one who left the chocolate-filled Advent calendars on the coffee table, which were ingested whole by the dog, prompting a time-sucking trip to the veterinarian.
Sometimes the unicorn is expected to not develop any emotional attachment and is strictly there for a sexual relationship (equally distributed to both members of the dyad) and/or is prescripted as a secondary. John wants a single, attractive woman who will love and have sex equally with him and his wife, but not interfere with their marriage, move in together, help raise their kids but not have any of her own, and not have any other partners.
This term is used as a reminder that bipoly women are people with their own desires, needs, and pre-existing lives, and not fantasy figures or pets. He's looking for something that doesn't exist - he's looking for a unicorn!
Or I could simply explain why the whole idea would be preposterous.The truth is, even if I wasn't fully stewed in a lifetime of Catholic ideology (the post-Vatican II, Jesus-loves-you, touchy-feely kind), or inclined to want to sleep with someone else, which I'm not, there's a much larger logistical issue. I'm the mom who got a call the first week of school because I missed the medical form deadline (possibly related to not sending the "form fee" to the pediatrician).