On dating the cool girl
When does the ultimate prize ever go to the knight with the timid heart? If you’re willing to put yourself out there, we know that takes effort. I know it takes some courage, but bravery pays off in spades.
Take control and say, ‘Give me your number, Dream Girl. Don’t waste any more precious time pining after her. About the hot girl: Claire Austen is a 20-something freelance writer, sports enthusiast, and polka-dot-lovin’ everygirl trying to bridge the gap between what men know about women and what women wish men knew.
Our minds will tend to believe you’re deserving of us. “Confess, ‘When we were lab partners in biology, I was totally crushed out on you,’” says Frances. If she smiles, blushes, or says she felt the same way too, carpe diem! Maybe this reunion is where opportunity meets destiny.
I wanted so badly to be that girl that is just fucking effortless.
Her hair is always messy on purpose, she wears very casual clothes that fit perfectly and cost more than you think, she eats whatever she wants and doesn’t gain weight. “Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want.
How do I impress that hot girl I always had an insane crush on? I mean I have a soft spot for the blonde cutie I played basketball with at recess everyday throughout elementary school, and then had a thing for on and off during high school…