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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that died with a bow and arrow in her hand? Q: What did the cow say to the cow tipping rednecks? Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake? " "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. " Emergency Room A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! " Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. " Cow Riddle My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
Cow Bar Jokes Riding The Train A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle! "Your name is written inside the cover." Two Cows in a field Two cows were out in a field eating grass.