Sarcastic dating quotes
“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? " Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They didn't," Magnus said.
""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.” ― J. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...” ― J.
I was browsing through Pinterest the other day (which is addictive as hell) and came across some funny friendship quotes that I had to share. People probably think I consider anyone who knows my first name as a best friend with all the times I’ve openly talked about my poop.
Nonetheless, being comfortable enough to share details of your bowel movements is a sign of a great friendship… It’s been awhile since I’ve enjoyed the bar scene, so thank God I don’t need anyone to make me this promise anymore.
You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. " she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. ” ― Cassandra Clare, “Why were you lurking under our window? His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage."Listening to the news! ""Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.” ― J. Rowling, “I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them.""Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare, “Sebastian just smiled. Inside its mouth were two rows of jagged glass-sharp teeth."I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business," Jace went on, "smells more like landfill to me.
I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies? Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies?
For some reason, when I read this quote I think of my friends who love to watch scary exorcist movies with me. This quote reminds me of a few things: late night talks killing several bottles of wine, St.
These are the friends who nearly crap themselves during a movie trailer and then immediately text me to say, Only a select few friends would read this quote and laugh with me. Patty day celebrations that end with someone almost peeing in the street, dirty thirty birthdays at clubs we’re too old for, and beer cart Fridays…