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Basement of the old gym, that's where my mom said she was.'" – Jordan"One time, in an essay on the Stock Market Crash of 1929, a student wrote that because the market went down a lot of people got depressed and and killed themselves, and that was the 'cause of the Great Depression.' No amount of explaining, resource material, or even her peers could get through to her that there was a difference between an economic depression and a mental health issue.She kept asking whether everybody was unhappy, and when people said 'yes' she would say, 'See, they were depressed!' –Janice"While teaching sex education, a student raised his hand and asked if he could get a girl pregnant if she is upside down.I assured him in no uncertain terms that any way you flip it, you can get pregnant.The class seemed satisfied with that response, but then I looked back and see another hand up.(Oh man, the dreaded hand.) I called on him and he said, 'Well, I was just thinking that it might be, you know, more likely to happen upside down.' The class stops and turns to look at him and he continues, "You know because of like gravity and stuff.' The class nods their heads in agreement.When she questioned what he meant, he replied, 'Susie said you called her a whore yesterday.' – Jordan"My husband and I work across the hall from each other in a freshman academy, so we share most of the same students.Touché young man, touché." – Nikki"I once had a student who could be an absolute terror in class when she wanted to be. Her theater arts teacher complimented her good behavior one day by saying, 'I really enjoy teaching you when you are in a pleasant mood!
The people tasked with educating our children have, arguably, one of the world's toughest gigs — and perhaps funniest, too.
From embarrassing moments to super strange encounters, here's everything you won't hear at the teacher-parent conference.
Get ready to laugh, smile, and, okay, maybe cringe a little, too, as instructors open up about their most unforgettable moments."I work in an old gym building, and the bottom floor is a series of tunnel-like hallways and locker rooms that students have used for generations.
After going over female anatomy in our reproductive health class, I asked a series of review questions, one being, 'What is the site of fertilization?
' A girl raised her hand and I pointed to her, proud that someone remembered the answer so quickly.She confidently looked at me and said, 'Site of fertilization?