Two redheads dating
Keep in mind, it’s not like a -style machine exists, where we can tell our body what we want our baby to look like. Are you aware that an entire festival exists, devoted entirely to us? No, we’re just plotting to take over the entire planet, like Pinky and The Brain wanted to but never could. Thousands upon thousands of gingers flock to one area in the Netherlands and plot demise. But, after years of this, it’s time to come right out and let you all know: you have kicked a giant hornet’s nest. It’s called Redheadday, and it’s just what it sounds like. Learn More About The Gathering Grounds It’s no secret that ginger women are regularly ogled, despite supposedly being evil soulless rangas. The more that you guys realize this, the more our girls can seep into your bedrooms and latch onto your men like blood-sucking parasites. The obvious conclusion; we’re giving you all a slight head start before we unleash Hell. For too long, my brethren and I have sat idly by, while you and your stupid little buddies mock us. Hell, even now she’s better than whoever’s currently #1 on your lame Hot Babes list. Lindsay Lohan was once a redhead, and was universally deemed to be absolutely smoking hot. While ginger girls are hot, gingers guys are Alfred E. Our backs are kind of against the wall in a couple respects. A mere 2% of the population are redheads, and the number may well be dwindling.
Also, it happens And the numbers grows and grows each time. Also, we eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of booze because, while we may be coming together to end you all, it’s still a funtime festival where you gotta get fat and blitzed. The Mayan calendar says the world will end in December. Redheadday 2012 is scheduled to take place in September, with several thousand projected attendees.
She goes blonde, and magically turns into a crack-addled psychopath who looks about 30 years older than she really is. Newman from MAD Magazine: pale, freckly-faced little demons that often look like they weren’t fully cooked prior to being born. Dedicated soldiers like Conan O’Brien, Seth Green, and that Anakin Skywalker-looking hunk up above (who may or may not be me), have been infiltrating the mind of your women for decades now, and the ladies are finally realizing that, yes, redheaded guys are a fetish worth exploring. We must procreate, we must spread the seed, we must live on!
We’re quirky, we’re funny, and we are every bit as firecracker-y (for lack of a better, actual, word) in the bedroom as our female brethren. And if that means enslaving all of you, and working extra hard to make more of us, then so be it.